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Ya Mon, It's Rastamas

by The Van Bloom Brothers

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1.
Santa's Little Helper 04:26
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Santa’s little helper, won’t you work faster C’mon build that toy soldier, finish off that toy car Fly past Alaska, down through America Flying t’wards Australia, give ‘em to the VB Brothers I mean it, won’t you turn that little wrench and Build those toys, and then dispense You need to work a bit faster, if you’re to be Santa’s helper Then fly straight across the Nullabor, drop off in Maroochydore Fly down through Canberra, on the way to Erica Said he was Santa’s Little Helper, Helping Santa Santa’s Little Helper in the heart of Australia Santa said “If you want to help me, You’ll have to know how to build the toys. How to fly around the world, help me deliver to the girls and boys” I’m just Santa’s Little Helper, in the heart of Australia Then delivering in Africa, on to America Midnight arrival, cookies for survival Gotta work faster, be a good Santa’s helper VB, Ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho! Santa’s Little Helper troddin' through the land, wo-ho-ooh! Give the big red man a hand Troddin' through the land, yea-hea, yea-ea! Said he was Santa’s Little Helper, Christmas over Hanukkah Workin’ with the other elves, hammerin’ the sleigh bells Out of his workshop, prep the sled and on you hop Gotta keep the reindeer fed, if you want them to pull the sled VB, Ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho! Leavin’ from the North Pole, take the reigns and take control Ridin’ with the reindeer, spreading out the Christmas cheer Cookies on arrival, Carrots for survival Santa’s Little Helper, helping Santa.
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I Ate The Cherries 04:35
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I ate the cherries As I decorated the Christmas tree I drank the sherry As I decorated the Christmas tree Yeah, all around in my home town Power bills they not going down The reason there is plain to see It’s from the lights on the Christmas tree Yeah the lights on the Christmas trees So I say I ate the cherries Waiting to open my presents I drank the sherry Excited to know my gift’s contents I wonder what Santa got me Maybe socks? I don’t know Every time I sneak a peak Mama comes and she tell me “No” Wait ‘til Christmas morning then you’ll know And so I ate the cherries Waiting to open all my presents I drank the sherry Excited to know my gift’s contents Santa came my way one day All the way to my home town, yeah I got so excited I couldn’t calm down Just jumping up and down So I went, I went, I went to bed and I say In the morning I will play I ate the cherries Wondering what is under the tree I drank the sherry Wondering what Santa left for me Curiosity got the better of me And what is to be must be I snuck out of bed and down the hall Trying to catch Santa in the act But he saw me, took all my presents all back I say I ate the cherries But that’s all I get for being naughty I drank the sherry Santa took my gifts away from me
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Christmas Time 03:11
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Christmas time Go straight to bed Don’t ever get up before You hear ho ho ho ho Christmas time Cooking the food Apples are stewed and plum Pudding’s on the go Custard on the stove I have bought Sherry wine to leave out for The man in red Christmas songs in my mind Sleigh bells ringing on his sled Christmas time Put up the tree Fill me with glee at home And it won’t depart; That joy in my heart Christmas time you make me feel so fine You keep me rocking all of the time Christmas you make me feel so grand Santa Claus comin’ with his reindeer friend Christmas time never make me feel sad There’s too much happiness to ever feel bad Christmas time you make me feel so fine You give out your presents and I’ll give out mine Christmas time you give me whole heap of zing Whole heap of zing mek me want to sing Christmas time you really show all your love Your kind of loving like a blessing from above Christmas time I love you right from the start Right from the start with all of my heart Christmas time in a VB style Christmas time in a Van Bloom style, yeah Give me Christmas time, let the tinsel shine Give me Christmas time, give me sherry wine Give me Christmas time because it make me feel fine Mek me feel fine all of the time Christmas time you make me feel so fine You give out your presents and I’ll give out mine The ham smoked, the egg nog yolk Fruit cake and candy canes for every little bloke
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No Pudding No Pie 05:30
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No pudding no pie. No turkey no thigh No pudding no pie. No turkey no thigh ‘cause, ‘cause I remember when we used to sit around the table in the kitchen mama mama serving all the food to eat as we would pass the peas and carve the meat Good spreads we had and, good times we’ve froffed Throughout the day yeah But just remember to try and pace yourself So you don’t vomit the night away yeah No pudding no pie. No turkey no thigh Ey little darlin’ don’t spill no beers No turkey no thigh Said - said - said I remember when we used to sit On the veranda after dinner, yeah! And then Adrian would turn on the Christmas lights And it would make the backyard oh so bright yeah Then Mum’d crack open bottle of cheap champagne Pour us each a glass or two, yeah! Slowly our feet stop listening to our brain But still we try to push on through Keep telling ourselves Everything's gonna be all right! Everything's gonna be all right! Everything's gonna be all right, yeah! Everything's gonna be all right! Pass out early on Christmas night Staring at the tree and the tinsel bright Sleep 10 hours and you just might Beat the hangover in the morning light yeah! No pudding no pie In this great future, you can't forget your flask; No Turkey no thigh

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released December 24, 2014

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