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Young Man's Christmas Atrocity

from Welcome To Camp Christmas by The Van Bloom Brothers

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Snowman, there’s no need to feel down
I said snowman, melt your feet off the ground
I said snowman, ‘cause he’s coming to town
There’s no need to be unhappy

Snowman, with your ears made of snow
I said snowman, you can still hear ho ho
If you listen, carefully through the night
When you wake up in the daylight

Open your presents up on Christmas day
Open your presents up on Christmas day
So just chuck on some tunes, little drummer boy
Then go tinker with all the toys

Open your presents up on Christmas day
Open your presents up on Christmas day
Eat your turkey and greens, you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel

Santa, are you listening to me
I said Santa, put gifts under my tree
I said Santa, you can make real my dreams
But you got to know this one thing

No man, does it all by himself
You need reindeer, and a workshop of elves
Get your big sack, load it up on your sleigh
In the morning the kids will play

Load all the presents up onto your sleigh
Drop them around the world for Christmas day
Go on and wrap them up nice, all the candy and toys
Give them to all the girls and boys

Load all the presents up onto your sleigh
Drop them around the world for Christmas day
Eat your cookies and milk, if you’re lucky a beer
Take the carrots to your reindeer

Young man, I know you asked me for shoes
But I’m Santa, so I get to choose
You were naughty, so a sack full of coal
Is all you’ll get from the North Pole

Next year, mind your p’s and your q’s
And you may find, that I’ll bring you new shoes
I’ll be watching, and if you step out of line
Then you know just what you will find….

A bag of coal is all you’ll have to play
With when you wake up early on Christmas Day
If you’d only behaved, just like all the good boys
Then your house would be full of toys

Open your presents up on Christmas Day
Throw them into the trash on the next day
All I was asking for, was something I could use
That’s why I wanted a new pair of shoes

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from Welcome To Camp Christmas, released December 23, 2015

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