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A Very Spicy Christmas

by The Van Bloom Brothers

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1.
Wanna-tree 02:51
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Yo, I’ll tell you what I want I’ll tell you what I want what I really really want So tell me what you want what you really really want I’ll tell you what I want what I really really want I want a, I want a, I want a, I want a, I want a really, really, really want a new toy car If you want a scooter, or hovercraft Put up your Christmas tree, and tinsel fast Now don’t be lazy, or asinine On your best behavior, all year all the time I’ll tell you what I want what I really really want So tell me what you want what you really really want I want a, I want a, I want a, I want a, I want a really, really, really want a new toy car If you’re under the covers And you’re nice to your friends Make it last forever Christmas never ends If you wake to discover Lots and lots of gifts Taking is so easy, but now’s the time to give What do you think about that? Now you know that I’m real Some kids will say I’m made up, I say “no deal” (I say no deal) I won’t be hasty, I’ll give them a try If they don’t believe me then no gifts this time Yo, I’ll tell you what I want what I really really want So tell me what you want what you really really want I want a, I want a, I want a, I want a, I want a really, really, really want a new toy car If you’re under the covers And you’re nice to your friends Make it last forever Christmas never ends If you wake to discover Lots and lots of gifts Taking is so easy, but now’s the time to give So here’s a story from Christmas eve, you wanna get prezzies you’d better listen carefully You got carrots on a plate, Don’t go to bed too late You got milk and cookies You know that even Mrs C sometimes comes to tea (she’s a real lady!) And as for me? You won’t see Lie your body down and sleep the whole night sound If you’re under the covers And you’re nice to your friends Make it last forever Christmas never ends You will wake to discover Lots and lots of gifts Taking is so easy, but now’s the time to give
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Say We'll Be There 03:59
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We’ll be everywhere I’m giving you everything, with my reindeer friends, we’ll be there Last night, planning out my navigation Tying up the loose odds and ends, hey Tonight, we’re goin’ round the world in circles Bringin’ gifts to you and your friends, oh Rudolph told me that he’s falling behind Well I never ever thought that would be, eh This time, I’ll let him take it easy And give Prancer the chance to take the lead With all these gifts the reindeer hauling I gotta hope it goes to plan I’m giving you everything, with my reindeer friends, we’ll be there And all that I want to do, is bring presents to, everywhere Ow, we’ll be everywhere Workin’ through Christmas eve Now we, are hoping for good weather As we fly, through the sky until dawn, oh Leaving, gifts in every nation Helps us celebrate when Jesus was born This Christmas eve is looking lovely You better get tucked into bed I’m giving you everything, with my reindeer friends, we’ll be there And all that I want to do, is bring presents to, everywhere Yeah, I want to With all these gifts the reindeer hauling I gotta hope it goes to plan I’ll give you everything on your list I swear Just say that you’ll go straight to bed I’m giving you everything, with my reindeer friends, we’ll be there And all that I want to do, is bring presents to, everywhere
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10 Become 1 03:39
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Line the tray and bowl with butter Heat the oven, clear the clutter Roll up your sleeves kid, roll up your sleeves kid Kitchen safety free from danger Pray to Jesus in the manger If you can conceive it, you can achieve it I think I made this last December, maybe It went wrong, it went wrong But tonight, is the night, when 10 become 1 I beat some egg like I’ve never beaten egg before Gonna make pavlova baby I add a little cream, then I add some more Gonna make pavlova baby Passionfruit, kiwi, a meringue in my tummy Form soft peaks when whisked together Egg and sugar friends forever Measure it out boy, measure it out boy Vanilla essence for some flavor Be a friend, do me a favour Go and retrieve it, go and retrieve it Is it as good as I remember baby spread it on, spread it on Cos tonight, is the night, when 10 become 1 I beat some egg like I’ve never beaten egg before Gonna make pavlova baby I add a little cream, then I add sugar Gonna make pavlova baby Passionfruit, kiwi, a meringue in my tummy Cut me some of that banana baby Put it on, put it on Cos tonight, is the night, when 10 become 1 I beat some egg like I’ve never beaten egg before Gonna make pavlova baby I add a little cream, then I add some more Gonna make pavlova baby I beat some egg like I’ve never beaten egg before Gonna make pavlova baby I add a little cream, then I add sugar Gonna make pavlova baby Passionfruit, kiwi, a meringue in my tummy A meringue in my tummy Pavlova is yummy
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Nice Up Your Life 02:52
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Fa la la la la la la la la When you’re feelin’ Sad and low We will take you Under mistletoe Smilin’, dancin’, decorate the tree He is coming straight down the chimney Call to the world Nice up your life Every boy and every girl Nice up your life People of the world Nice up your life Turkey to my left And I’m lovin’ Christmas time Cake is to my right One more piece and I’ll feel fine Santa out the front Ho ho his sound Everybody’s blessed And we’re having a good time Such a pretty sight All the lights when they do shine Santa out the front Ho ho I’ll see ya tonight The red man is flying through Leaving presents for me and you There’s a sighting Red and green Sounds of sleighbells But he’s already been Call to the world Nice up your life Every boy and every girl Nice up your life People of the world Nice up your life Turkey to my left And I’m lovin’ Christmas time Cake is to my right One more piece and I’ll feel fine Santa out the front Ho ho his sound Everybody’s blessed And we’re having a good time Such a pretty sight All the lights when they do shine Santa out the front Ho ho I’ll see ya tonight On your best, behavior But please do remember All year long he’s watching And listing and checking Naughty naughty naughty and nice Naughty naughty naughty and nice December, Cany Cane Hey Santa! Call to the world Nice up your life Every boy and every girl Nice up your life People of the world Nice up your life Ah Turkey to my left And I’m lovin’ Christmas time Cake is to my right One more piece and I’ll feel fine Santa out the front Ho ho his sound Everybody’s blessed And we’re having a good time Such a pretty sight All the lights when they do shine Santa out the front Ho ho I’ll see ya tonight
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Santa 03:52
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I used to see, him on my Christmas tree, always filled me up with glee Hanging on a branch with tinsel shining brilliantly Then the other day I stood in line With my mum and my dad At the shopping mall to get a picture for grandad Right then I didn’t know why Why you were in the food court Posing for pictures with kids When you should be in the North Pole Santa I love you Santa I care But what are you doing here? Posing in that chair With my friend I didn’t understand it when after I saw you across town How can you be two places simultaneously? Then I had some time a think about How hard your job must be Every where at once is an impossibility So I’m not wondering why Why you’re in my neighborhood You must have elves in disguise To help you finish your job Santa I love you Santa I care Santa I believe in you Santa I swear You’re my friend You’re my friend So now I see through you eyes (through your eyes) Now it is well understood Use decoy elves in disguise So you can finish your job Santa I love you Santa I care I’ve been a good boy Santa I swear You’re my friend Your big red suit, the Christmas tree Shiny black boots, fill me with glee

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released December 24, 2017

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