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Tinseltown Tidings

by The Van Bloom Brothers

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1.
Santa comin’, year went so fast Drummer drummin’, carols at last! I put up lights, decorated the tree Asked for a toy, and a bike just for me Countin’ days till he comes on his sleigh Stayin’ up on a Christmas night Oh santa santa santa santa uh Tell me more, tell me more Do you want a toy car? Tell me more, tell me more Did you fill the cookie jar? I’ll be happy, when he empties his sack Can’t wait to see, what gifts I’ll unwrap Presents scattered, across the ground It’s always nice, when he comes around Christmas fun and the joy has begun Countin’ down to a Christmas night oh santa santa santa santa uh Tell me more, tell me more Were ya naughty or nice? Tell me more, tell me more Will good behaviour suffice? Trusty Rudolph, leading the sleigh Bring my presents, all of this way Safely landing, on my rooftop Down the chimney, about 1 o’clock Wonderin’, ‘What will he bring?’ That’s the fun of uh Christmas night Ho ho ho Tell me more, tell me more What about Mum and Dad Tell me more, tell me more Have they been good or bad? In a frenzy, it’s finally here Leave out cookies, some milk and some beer Turn the lights on, to set the scene/A quick shower to make myself clean Brush my teeth, and use the latrine Christmas eve, would you believe? Tucked in bed on uh Christmas night Ho ho ho Tell me more, tell me more Was it all worth the wait? Tell me more, tell me more Will the excitement abate? Christmas over, and that’s where it ends So we say well, ‘til next year then… Take down the tree, and pack it up now No more lights, or tinsel are allowed Christmas dreams, ended it seems Pack, up, those Christmas Lights (Take the wreath off the door)
2.
I could stay awake, just to hear you sneakin’ Down the chimney while I’m sleepin’ Wondering what gifts you’re bringin’ I turn out my light, thinking of the splendour Of the most wonderful moment, in December Hope my wishes all come true when unwrapping my treasure I don’t want to close my eyes, I don’t want to fall asleep Cos It’s Christmas eve, And I know Santa’s visiting I hope he’ll make my dreams come true, But sleeping I just cannot do Cos It’s Christmas eve, And I know Santa’s visiting Lying in my room, feeling my heart beating It’s no wonder that I’m beaming Wondering what gifts I’m receiving Listen to the skies, to hear bells through the weather Rudolph leads the sleigh that flew in this yearly endeavor Forever and ever I don’t want to close my eyes, I don’t want to fall asleep Cos It’s Christmas eve, And I know Santa’s visiting If you can sleep the whole night through, Wake up to what he has left you, This is Christmas baby, And I hope he didn’t miss a thing I’ve got a Christmas list worthwhile Complete with all the latest gifts And I just want to see that you, Make my dreams come true, on the 25th I didn’t even ask for clothes No Santa, you're no friend of mine! I hope you wallow in atonement Until next Christmas time Merr! Merr! Merr! Merr! Merry Christmas! I want to close my eyes, I want to fall asleep Cos it’s Christmas day, And I didn’t get my list of things I thought I made it clear to you That boring gifts will never do This is Christmas Day And I told you what you should bring I’m not the type of kid to cry But these gifts will make me weep This is Christmas Day, And it seems you weren’t listening You could have made my dreams come true! These tears are now, all on you This is Christmas Day, And sadness is all you bring! You’ve got a year to rectify And make my list alllllll complete Next year bring me everything!
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You’ve got a Christmas tree You’ve got a Christmas tree Plastic snow and, gingerbread And your piles and piles Of your tinsel red It’s late December, think you’re well prepared Boy, you’ve got a Christmas tree But there’s something you’re yet to see And now it’s Christmas eve Presents under the tree You’re in trouble, you missed a few There isn’t anything wrapped for your two nephews You wonder whether you forgot your wife too ‘Cause you’ve got a Christmas tree But you forgot to get the prezzies Some other blokes might be A little bit smarter than I am And much more organised too Maybe But none of them will ever shove you Out the way if you, grab the last brand new, toy Shopping on Christmas night I could get into a fight You might see me commit a felony I think you will agree Violence is necessary To put gifts under our tree
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Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you That is how I know you, will come Far across the distance The North Pole between us Through the cold and snow you go on Rein-deer, are, guided by the stars As they lead through the dark night, til dawn Once more, like Christmas of yore Bringing cheer in the children Their hearts filled, by Christmas songs Past the children’s bedtime Down chimneys, you will climb That is when you’ll get your work done Under mistletoe you, Kissed mummy, is it true? Could Santa be my daddy? How fun! Siberia, across all China To the sea then on down to Hong Kong (stop for some reindeer food) Taiwan, Timor, via Singapore Brings you here to my house in, Suburban, Melbourne You’re here, best time of the year But I know that you couldn’t stay long A-way, once more in your sleigh Not a trace left but presents And we know, you’ve been and gone

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released December 24, 2021

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