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lyrics

Start buying the booze
And do not delay
I want to pop the top of it
Uncork, uncork

These honey cashews
A lovely entrée
It’s Christmas time and I love it
Uncork, uncork

I want to wake up nice and early
And take a peep
And find there’s hundreds of gifts
Piled up in a heap

These little fondues
Are melting away
Bring out the antique silverware
The old two forks

If I can’t find a chair
I’ll sit down, anywhere
Bring out the food,
New pork, old fork

New pork, old fork
I want to wake up after drinking myself to sleep
And find it’s only just 1, lunch I’ve not missed
I’ll eat until, I am quite done

These little menus
Are tasty they say
I’m gonna make an a la carte of it
Old fork, new pork

And if I can’t find a chair
I’m gonna sit down, anywhere
Bring out the food,
New pork, old fork

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from Yuletide Swing and That Christmas Thing, released December 24, 2016

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